Friday, August 7, 2009

Toddlers and Tiaras

I watched my first ever episode of TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras. One mom in particular, Mrs Sterling, has twin girls and they both compete in the pageants. She went on to explain how Breanne wins over Ashlen because her nose is a little smaller and she walks straighter, has a better smile, etc. The funniest by far was the comment on how Breanne looks like mommy!
Its a damn good thing the poor little girl didn't inherit those giant horse teeth Mrs Sterling! At first I thought your jaws were wired shut, then I realized your top teeth were huge and you couldn't open your mouth all of the way to talk! Do your kids a favor and drop them off at the nearest family members and go staright to a mental institution and check yourself in. Too many people have children for all of the wrong reasons, and somehow TLC finds them and turns them into reality series.